People are special. I don't mean in an "I love you, you love me" way. I mean special. As anyone who looks at my profile will know- I'm a zookeeper. I work in an exhibit called Africa. You can't miss it. It is litterally all up in your grill as soon as you walk into our zoo. Big 'ol sign- in two languages no less- that says it is Africa with an actual satelite view photo of the continent. So we have established: Africa. Big hot triangular continent. Right.
Allow me to take you on a partial virtual tour. When you first walk in you have our cat exhibit with one lion and three tigers:
What? You say that is one male lion with three lionesses? Not tigers? I mean they don't have manes..... hold on........
and our majestic møøse:
and on to our prarie dogs:
No wait, those are gophers... chiwawas........ ring tailed lemurs........... kalamari...... Well, one of those anyway. Huh? Meerkats you say? Naw, can't be. Meerkats are much bigger and are purple with horns and poop jelly beans. Well at least one thing is for certain, they are cuter than rats.
Onward! Our final stop on our journey is to our hedgehogs:
What? You can't see them? They are right there next to our rabbit, Harvey. Perhaps you can't see them because they DON'T EXSIST! Not that a total lack of signage and the fact that we have never had, nor any mention was ever made to have hedgehogs could have given any kind of clue.
Well that brings us to an end. We do have a few other animals in the area but know one has told me what they are yet. I'll keep you posted.
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Special Møøse Effects OLAF PROT
Møøse Costumes SIGGI CHURCHILL
Møøse Choreographed by HORST PROT III
Møøses' noses wiped by BJORN IRKESTOM-SLATER WALKER
Suggestive poses for the
Møøse suggested by VIC ROTTER
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